Total Medals Earned: 729 (From 121 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,425 Points
Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/245 points)
Find at least 1 star!
Complete the game!
Find at least 2 stars!
Find at least 3 stars!
Find at least 4 stars!
Get all 5 stars!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/115 points)
Split horizontally for the first time
Split vertically for the first time
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 2/2 (50/50 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
You might earn this for winning her affection.
That should have been obvious from the start.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (25/50 points)
Beat the game on Easy
Find the girl.
Explode your first bomb.
Get the first light upgrade.
Visit your old house.
Beat the game on without hints.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 14/25 (325/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Medals Earned: 1/19 (10/445 points)
recover burn energy
kick 500 bricks overall
beat first level
kick 100 bricks in one level
kick 30 bricks in a row
get an additional life
reach 500m mark
survive after the ball speedup
slow down 2 times in a row
kick 200 bricks in one level
kick 1000 bricks overall
kick 60 bricks in a row
kick 5000 bricks overall
kick 500 bricks in one level
reach 1000m mark
kick 100 bricks in a row
reach 2000m mark
reach maximum water level
beat all levels
Medals Earned: 8/15 (85/280 points)
You have destroyed a shield with Professor Bomb!
You have completed the first and easiest level!
You have made a Monster Loonie!
You've killed with the mystic!
You have slain with the Professor Bomb!
You have poisoned someone with cop bat!
You have killed an invader in the ritual chamber!
You've taken out a shield with a Detective Monster!
You are getting into the nitty-gritty!
You've killed a Rival!
You are way deep in it now!
You've taken out a cop with a lunatic!
You killed a Rival with a Mystic Monster!
You killed a Rival with a Detective Monster!
You have completed the game! Amazing!
Medals Earned: 19/20 (100/125 points)
Keep those nails trimmed
Kill. Everyone.
Reclaim you sunglasses
Sell out
Take out the trash
Don't let the bedbugs bite
Give birth
Do nothing
Die alone
Domo Arigato Mister...
Build-a-Mom
Save the planet
Enter the dragon
Dream big, little man
And bears, oh my!
Meow
Bee beautiful
Cock joke
Build all robots
Complete a robot with less than a minute on the clock